What's Hot?

Ah, the internet is a funny place for a wide variety of reasons.

I get information about visitors to this page and it’s very interesting to see where visits originate and even how or why someone visits this page.

One would think that people visit it because I am witty, charming and profound. But, alas, for the most part, this just isn’t true.

Some people do visit because of my hypnosis career, others visit because of the podcast show that I host, but others find and visit the page for many other reasons.

Here is a partial list of keyword searches that resulted in visits to this blog this past week:

Catalina Ponor
Gay Soccer
Jessica Ennis Ass
Soccer Gay
Alfred E Neumann
Anna Kornikova what is she doing now

Bryce Harper Wallpaper
Catalina Ponor Crotch
Catalina Ponor Feet
Catalina Ponor Hottest Pics

Jimmy Iovene

Marshal Manlove

Marshal Manlove blog
Haley Reinhart
Scott McCreary

Anna Kornikova Body

So basically a couple of my thoughts about the Olympics were shared by many others when it came to Catalina Ponor and Jessica Ennis, the hot female stars of the Romanian Gymnastics team and the British Heptathlon respectively (except for feet pictures.)

More than a few people have apparently been searching for a gay soccer league. I don’t think that there are any out there but because someone is looking for one does give me a thought for a new business idea.

Alfred E. Neumann was the winner of American Idol last year and still makes me laugh whenever I think of it.

A mention and a picture of Anna Kornikova in a blog entry about the Biggest Loser last year still draws many views.

Iovene, Reinhart and Alfred E. McCreary are all from American Idol musings.

Bryce Harper, from the Washington Nationals baseball team, is the other mention in this list and its good to see that perhaps a woman reads this page now and then.

Catalina Ponor is clearly the hot topic though and I’m glad that those search terms are of her and not of the 15 year olds who competed in gymnastics this year; Ponor is 23 (I think.)

Since the only way to make money with a page like this is to monetize it through Google it then becomes important to do things to attract visitors who will then hopefully press on an ad link and send money my way.

As someone who spent some time in the newspaper business I know that one of the most important things a paper can do to have lists of names. This is why you will see very simple lists of people who have accomplished anything from graduating school to attending some sort of party. People want to see their names in print and other people are always searching for names whether their own or other peoples.
With all of this in mind its time to really attract some more readers so starting now, and pretty much whenever I write, I am going to start highlighting some of the world’s hottest women.
Ladies, feel free to send me your picks for the world’s hottest men. I am not going to make those calls myself here but will gladly post them for you in return for taking time to send me your choices.

Here we begin…

Scarlett Johansson. My personal favorite right now. In fact, she is such a favorite that on my podcast, The Dungeon of Manlove, I have sworn that I will continue to do the show until she makes an appearance on it. This means that if you hate it so much that you would like me to stop doing it, get her on my show for 15 minutes.

Come to the Dungeon, Scarlett

Sofia Vergara. She is on that show that I don’t watch. One would think that I would spend a lot of time watching it because she is on it but it would just tire me out if I did watch it.

Yikes

Kat Dennings. A new favorite of mine who is currently on the CBS comedy show “2 Broke Girls.” The show isn’t funny and she isn’t particularly good as a comedienne but I would make a Marshal sandwich with her and her co-star Beth Behrs (who also isn’t funny.)

Who cares if she isn't funny?

Jennifer Lawrence. She is of recent note from the Hunger Games, which I just watched this past weekend. I am not sure what the big deal about this movie was. Perhaps the book was better than the movie. But with this girl in it I stayed on it for the entire 2 hours and 20 minutes.

The reason to watch Hunger Games

Anne Hathaway. I get some grief for her for some reason, mostly from women who don’t believe she is pretty. Well, since she is on this list those people are wrong. Anyone who gets chosen to play Catwoman HAS to be hot, by definition.

Catwoman

Natalie Portman. In my eyes there are really only three women in my life…Scarlett Johansson, anyone who I happen to be dating at the time, and Natalie. She continues to get better looking as she gets older and I wish that we can just freeze her as she is now. Because it will be a very sad period of earth’s history when she no longer looks like this.

Queen Amidala

Taylor Swift. Yes, the country singer is on this list. Normally her hair is curlier, which is just fine with me, but I like this particular look with straight hair a whole lot too.

You belong with ME!

Erica Campbell. I don’t think that she has done anything of note beside have pictures taken of her, but if you think that I care about that, you’re mistaken.

I would watch her show if she had one!

I should add that I could probably just post a link to the Playboy site and have that take care of the hot woman list every month. But it’s much more fun to search the web and do it this way.

I could go on forever! I could post 1000 of these. This is making the words roll off of my fingertips like crazy now. It feels as though I have purpose…a mission, if you will. Remember, though, that my mission is to drive more visitors here.

Note: this is just a random sampling and I can’t explain why the default women are in TV and movies other than the simple fact that they get more exposure. The saying, “Out of sight, out of mind” is the best way to explain the lack of entrants from other areas of our lives. There are plenty of attractive athletes, some of whom have already been mentioned, and if we go to the world of beauty pageants such as Miss America, or Miss Universe, or whatever we can find plenty more to add…perhaps I will later, it strictly depends on how many readers I can get.

Hayden Panattiere. I first saw her on the TV show Heroes, which I miss a great deal. She is on a new show starting in the fall where she will play a country singer. It’s doubtful that I will watch it even with her in it but I’ll just be glad that she’ll have more pictures posted of her for me to see during the run of the new show.

Claire Bear

Eliza Dushku. She dropped off the map over the last couple of years. She burst onto the TV scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but she was in a show in 08 and 09 called Dollhouse, which was a show that I actually did watch simply because she was in it. If you are a fan of her, check out that show if you can because the producers (and she was one of them) would put her in all sorts of different skimpy outfits each week playing a wide variety of roles. Good stuff.