Chalk Outlines

It seems as if ML MVP Ryan Braun is now under investigation for use of performance enhancing drugs, ESPN reports.
Braun was notified during the playoffs that he failed a test and potentially faces a 50-game suspension.
Braun claims that the charges are B.S. and a spokesman for him said that he will be completely exonerated.

I do hope that there was some sort of false positive though. This game doesn’t need any more scandals and especially centered on someone like Braun who has helped make baseball fun for Milwaukee fans and the Brewers fun to watch.

One of the memorable moments of this past year featuring Braun was when he was trying to complete an inside-the-park homerun and fell twice rounding thirdbase getting tagged out after the second fall. The next day his teammates drew chalk outlines where he fell as if it had been the location of a crime scene.

Hopefully MLB doesn’t have to draw a chalk outline around his career.

I spent a lot of time watching coverage of the Winter Meetings on the MLB channel.
The MLB channel is excellent for those who like baseball. They have some great analysis, great highlights, a fantastic statistics show and some great characters.

I always sort of thought that in some way it was a bit unfair that baseball players who earn millions of dollars during their playing careers can then just hop right in the TV booths and earn big dollars doing that after they retire. I always felt that those jobs were better suited for those who didn’t have the physical talents to play…LIKE ME, for example… and the players made better guests who could throw in an opinion now and then.
But I do have to say that MLB picked a couple of great characters to become regular analysts on the show. Kevin Millar, Mitch Williams and Sean Casey are all funny men and do have good insight and opinions about what they see. Harold Reynolds has been around for a while now and even Dan Plesac is decent. While not everyone they have brought through the studio is great, at least five guys don’t have me screaming at the screen that I can do better.

I take that back. I still could do better and certainly better than the regular dudes that generally host the shows.

I like to play poker but have rarely done so live except for the past four Sundays. I live near a place which recently opened up table games and with the US not so keen on online gambling this is the only place to go now.
I am not a gambler though. I have entered some free satellite tournaments hoping to advance to subsequent rounds where I could win money and then begin to turn that into more.
What I have found interesting is the number of people in this place at 6 am when I have to go to register to play for the 9am tournament. And there are people sleeping in chairs, eating, playing cards, slots, etc., much like we would find if we went to Atlantic City or Las Vegas.
I just find it a little strange to be right in my back yard though. Can the mob be far behind here in Delaware?

The show schedule is still very slow. I have only one more show booked for the balance of the year and then the start of the year is not looking so promising right now either. This does mean that I have to dig deep and find other things to do to generate revenue.
I seriously can’t wait for an administration change to one which is simply friendlier to business so that businesses can start making progress again. That is all that I will say from my stump currently. It is the holiday season and I swear that I just want to be jolly.

I would be jollier with a couple of new puppies. But I still can’t do it and these last 2 months without dogs in my life have been the longest since I was a little kid.

I’ll be 50 years old next Sunday. The start of my “Golden” years. Sure…HAHA. It seems like they will be more “Copper” than anything but at least I’ll have ten years to make them golden and hopefully my 60’s will be my “Retirement” years.

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Great Players, Great People

The MLB winter meetings are under way in Dallas and there has been a little bit of action although perhaps not as much as I might like to see.

Prior to the start of the meetings my team, the Mets, allowed their star shortstop Jose Reyes to escape NY and head to Miami to join the Marlins. He signed a 6-year, 106-million dollar contract and stays in the same division as the team that signed him and raised him.
This particular deal stings as a Mets fan. Reyes was the catalyst of the club and had a great year leading the league in hitting even though he missed 29 games. He did miss a bunch of games over the past few years so since he is approaching 30 that was getting to be a concern. But it was still a risk worth taking for the Mets to keep him in NY. Obviously the Marlins thought the risk was worthwhile.
The Mets simply have financial issues since the team owners were ripped off by Bernie Madoff. But this is exactly why Mets fans want the Wilpons to sell the team to somebody financially in a better situation.

The real big news happened last night though when the Marlins, preparing to play ball in a brand new stadium with a retractable roof, offered St. Louis Cardinal firstbaseman Albert Pujols a ten-year deal reportedly worth 220 million dollars. I did just hear that the Cardinals made a counter offer although those terms were not released. There has not been any comment from Pujols or his agent at this time. There apparently is a hang up over a no-trade clause that Pujols wants but the Marlins will not give because of the length of the contract.
Frankly I would like to see Pujols stay in St. Louis. This isn’t because he would be in the same division as the Mets now but rather because St. Louis is such a great baseball city and Pujols is one of those future hall of famers that I hold in high regards such as Stan Musial, also a Cardinal, or Joe DiMaggio or Mickey Mantle who played his entire career with one team. It’s a trivial point really, but when players who make the Hall of Fame play with a bunch of teams what team hat do they put on the plaque? That question always gets asked. It should be a no-brainer, in my opinion.

By the way, that 22 million a year would not even make Pujols the highest paid first baseman in baseball. That honor goes to the Phillies Ryan Howard who gets 25 million a year and the Yankees Mark Teixera who, I believe, is at 23 million.
That is despite Pujols arguably being the greatest player in this particular era.

There is still no word about the other major free agent out there, Prince Fielder. Beyond that some people claim that Texas Ranger pitcher C.J. Wilson is a key free agent, but he choked hard in the playoffs and World Series so I don’t see teams piling up to pay him boatloads of money. There was a rumor that the Rangers offered him a 4-year 60-million dollar deal as a counter-offer to a rumored 6-year deal from a “nameless” team that his agent floated out there. But then my baseball hero Nolan Ryan, CEO and President of the Rangers, said that it was news to him.

I do have a hunch that if Pujols stays in St. Louis, the Marlins make a play for Fielder. It seems to make a bunch of sense since they could probably get him for less and that less would still be much more than Fielder might get in other cities.

Does anyone care that the NBA is going to play a shortened season this year since they have worked out that labor agreement? Not me. I’m not a basketball fan anyway with one major exception.
In my state, Delaware, we have one of the greatest female basketball players in the country, if not the world. Her name is Elena Delle Donne.
I’ve been able to watch this young lady play since her 8^th grade season at Ursuline Academy in Wilmington, DE.
Delle Donne was a phenom about whom people were talking before I had a chance to see her in school. She was part of a couple of AAU National Championship teams and then won a few state championships with her Ursuline team.
Elena is a 6-5 forward who might have one of the best shots in ALL of basketball, and that would include professional men as well.
She is also simply a class act and if you search her name you can find out a lot more about her.
While at Ursuline she was courted by legendary college women’s basketball coaches who came to Wilmington to watch her play and they included Gino Auriemma from Connecticut and Pat Summit from Tennessee.
She originally decided to go to UConn but then stayed here in Delaware and was ineligible to play during her freshman year playing volleyball instead.
Now she is in her 3^rd year playing basketball at UD and had lead the team to its best start in school history and its first-ever top-25 national ranking.
This past year she was on the US team that won the gold medal in the World Cup or whatever it was called and she should be a candidate to make the Olympic team for 2012.
I finally had a chance to watch her play at the collegiate level the other day and without a video camera in my hands like I had for all of those years while she was in high school while working with my video company.
So what happens? The Blue Hens win, of course, but she gets rested by the coach for too much of the game. There are probably 3000 people in the stands most of whom would not have even been there if she wasn’t on the team (and no offense to the other girls on the team a few of whom I know also.) The stadium is selling food, drinks and merchandise on top of the tickets and she gets rotated in and out like one of the regular players.
Meanwhile she is chasing a national scoring championship also and ended up short of her average (30.4) for the game (23.)
The guy sitting next to me is trying to tell me all of these stories about Elena, all of which I knew (not that I am a personal friend or anything but I’ve just heard them since I’ve been around for years.) Now he is pissed off because the coach is resting her. This guy came all the way up from GEORGIA to watch her play in this particular game! He is calling the coach all sorts of names and I’m trying not to laugh but at the same time I agree with him.
He makes one real great point that I have made over the years and it’s that she is getting penalized for being too good. Here she has a chance to win a scoring championship that she deserves to win because she works hard and is talented but to “make it fair” for the others or to spread around playing time, Elena gets benched. We both agreed that the other players who didn’t get a lot of playing time should have gotten rotated in to get a chance to play with Elena since she makes all of them better on the court.
The same guy, Ralph was his name, also expands on his point and says that we keep doing this in America too. When somebody succeeds we chop them down. We tax them more, we regulate them more and do whatever it takes to “even the playing field” so everyone else can have more, or whatever the lame excuse is.  

I agreed with him whole heartedly.

The irony is, however, that Elena Delle Donne, just like many others I have met who are successful and talented, is also very humble. She is completely aware of her gifts and is as grateful for them as anyone can be. (That story of why is also out there and one which is not necessary for me to write here.) No one would hear her complain that because she is in that “one percent” of people who are blessed with her level of talent that others are trying (whether intentionally or not) to keep her even with the others around her.  

I try to surround myself with people who want to move forward and succeed because they work harder and overcome obstacles. I have a low tolerance for those who are jealous of what anyone else has and believes things should be taken from them just to “make it fair.”

Not that the UD coach is really doing this, mind you. She is keenly aware of what Elena Delle Donne is doing for her career right now. In actuality the team had a game the following night and rotating players wasn’t a bad thing to do with a big lead for the Blue Hens. But this was just a great time to talk about someone special and also make a broader point at the same time. See how clever I can be once every other month or so?

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Latvians

It is a disgrace that I have not posted here in almost two weeks now. I apologize to those of you who follow this for whatever reason you do.

Because I am a hypnotist I have this odd, niche, cult following around the world. It’s not large but it’s certainly diverse and definitely loyal and growing.
This blog has been read (more than just random accidental times) by people in 31 different countries now. Some of them also found their way here, and vice versa, because of the filthy podcast show I produce, which has invaded 55 countries now.
It doesn’t really matter; I find it interesting and amusing.

The Latvian Flag (for our Latvian followers, of course)

So since the hypnotism followers want to read about that subject, I’ll start there for this.

Obviously a hypnosis show requires volunteers. Well, what happens when no one wants to volunteer?
I’ve had occasions where in a crowd of 50 people or so at a party where there was a sever lack of volunteers to the point where only one hand was raised. But last week I did an event, a smaller one to be sure, where absolutely nobody wanted any part of it.

Normally what this means is that I have to take extra time in the introduction portion of the show to explain more about hypnosis and talk about the myths that everyone has heard and dispel them. Then I can usually pull enough people up on stage to have a successful show. I know that they won’t all stay until the end, but I can at least have a good show.

But this particular evening not a single soul was going to get up on stage and maybe one person performed well during the suggestibility tests.

This was an issue and one which I let the small crowd know was an issue.

But, telling them that was part of what I then needed to do to pull off what happened.

The show was then described as a demonstration for those in the audience and a chance for people to de-stress a little bit and “practice” to see if perhaps hypnosis would work for them for some other reason at a future point in time.

All of the audience except for two of them then participated right in the chairs in which they were sitting. From there, I just did my regular show and half of the crowd that started the induction process ended up being the stars of the show for the entire show.

It was tricky, but it was necessary and it paid off big time. The group that brought me there scheduled me for a return visit next year.

The show schedule is still very slow right now. I am hoping that some company’s move parties to January to take advantage of lower venue rates. But we’ll see. I think I’ll have to focus harder on teaching and doing some more hypnotherapy until we get people who know how to run an economy back in charge around here.

It’s that dead time of the baseball year where we are now waiting for the winter meetings to heat up and hopefully we will see some hot and heavy trading action. This hasn’t been the case recently since players are locked up in contracts that make it nearly impossible to trade people at this time of the year.
All of the awards are out now. If you’re a baseball fan you know who they are, of course. The only real surprise to me was that Tiger’s pitcher Justin Verlander won the MVP award. On the same team you had the AL’s batting leader in Miguel Cabrera who plays every day. Granted Verlander with the 24-5 record and the pitching Triple Crown winner was valuable but I just think the MVP has to go to a position player.

Let’s see…well, we’re in holiday season now. For years I had taken the last two weeks of the year off to relax and enjoy the season. During recent years I have kept my schedule open so that I could book shows.
The main thing that I do like to do is try to stay away from the news. It’s very difficult since I am glued to headlines and news like it’s a job for me. But because it is by the time the end of the year comes around I get so depressed and overwhelmed because of all of that negativity. So I turn it off whenever and wherever I can.

On a personal note, I am a completely single dude now and will be 50 in December. I can’t tell you how awful this really is. I suppose it’s better than being in a horrible relationship but knowing that it’s pretty much over as far as a dating or relationship life is concerned is rather tough.
I have tried to put myself out there a bit. But frankly I can’t stand the process. I hate having to tell the same story over and over again and getting judged about how I look and what I do and what I say and what I write.
One of the reasons I started the dungeon show was to talk about all of that nonsense and make fun of it and ridicule it and bash it and do so without a care about what people think my opinion of it is.
I said long ago that my last relationship was going to be my last whether it lasted forever or not. I’m pretty sure I am going to stand by that. I guess maybe someone might come along and sweep me off of my feet. But the reality is that I’m 49 going on 50, not 29 going on 30. Sure you might think that there is still plenty of time and plenty of people, but the real world reality is much different, especially here where I live where its just awful…freaking awful.

Well, that’s it. I’m going to try to write more and not leave my Algerian and Latvian followers disappointed.

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Times They Are A Changin

There are a couple of interesting big changes on the horizon in Major League Baseball.

First, the Houston Astros were just sold and as an incentive to get a 70 million dollar discount on the sale, the new owner agreed to move the Astros from the NL Central division to the AL West division.
This now gives both leagues an even 15 teams each with 5 teams in each division.

The second change, still being negotiated, is the addition of two more wild card teams, one in each league, at the end of the year. The two wild card teams from each league would play a one-game playoff to determine the official wild card team and then the playoffs would resume as they have for over a decade now.

Naturally there are fans who expressed opposition to this. 30% of all teams now make the playoffs but I’m not so sure that just getting one more game and one more team is all that negative. I think it makes the wild card spot not as exciting to get because now in just one game the season could be over for that team. Currently the wild card team’s only disadvantage is that they don’t get home-field advantage for the first round, which is a best of 5 series.

This change in the league structure will, however, mean that interleague play will be year round. On days where every team plays it means that at least one interleague game will be played on that day.

Even now I’m still up in the air about interleague play. I’d sort of rather see the leagues compete within their own leagues. This was one of the topics that was always great for debate…which league was better?

I do sort of like seeing some of the geographic rivalries each year like the Mets and Yankkes, the Cubs and White Sox, for example. But I never really cared about the other matchups that end up unfolding. Who really cares about a Seattle vs Florida matchup?

Oh, I should say Seattle vs MIAMI matchup since the Marlins are now going their city name with the move to their new ballpark.

The Red Sox former manager Terry Francona has decided not to try to find a team to manage this year. It must be nice to be able to make that sort of decision, don’t you think?
There was talk that since former Red Sox GM Leo Epstein took the Cubs GM job that Francona might head there, but Dale Sveum just landed the Cubs managerial spot.

As expected Justin Verlander of the Tigers and Clayton Kershaw of the Dodgers won the leagues Cy Young awards. Since both were pitching Triple Crown winners these were obvious choices.

No one cares about the Manager of the Year awards but they went to Joe Maddon from Tampa Bay and Kirk Gibson of Arizona, neither off whom went to the World Series which simply makes the award sort of stupid to me.

Ok, so my favorite team is the Mets and my least favorite team is the Phillies.
This might provide a clue about the 2012 season and these two teams.
Transactions:
Philadelphia Phillies signed free agent 1B Jim Thome.

Philadelphia Phillies signed free agent RHP Jonathan Papelbon.

New York Mets signed free agent OF Vinny Rottino.

New York Mets signed free agent 1B Valentino Pascucci.

However, the Mets are moving in the fences at Citi Field slicing the playing surface there by 2%. Based on information provided by the team, had the fences been at the new dimensions since the stadium opened the Mets would have hit 81 more homeruns there and opponents 70. So this is a good thing for my team. I just don’t know if Rottino and Pascucci are just as good of a move.

Speaking of Free Agents, there are many but just a few of real consequence. Thome and Papelbon were decent signings for the Phils. With Ryan Howard out for months because of his Achilles tendon surgery, Thome can fill in there at firstbase. Papelbon, a closer for the Red Sox will take over that spot in Philly…for way too much money, but let them spend everything they have, I don’t care.
Other key free agents of note…
OF Carlos Beltran. He went from the Mets to the Giants in a mid-season trade and had a decent year coming off knee surgery. He should get a good chase.

SS Jose Reyes. This one kills me. If the Mets don’t sign him I’m going to find it tough to continue rooting for them. The fact that they signed Rattino and Pascucci makes me think the team, which has had financial difficulties, is saving to pay him.

1B Albert Pujols. St. Louis fans are probably saying the same thing that I am saying about Reyes. There is no way that city can let Albert go.

1B Prince Fielder. I think Fielder is a lock to leave Milwaukee. I will actually be shocked if he stays there, but the Brewers were fun to watch this year making the playoffs and they put butts in seats so maybe enough cash is there.

RP Heath Bell. I think paying closers anything more than a million dollars a year is a waste of money since they pitch one inning at a time. But of the closers still available he has been one of the best.
OF Grady Sizemore. Yes, he has been injured but he is still just 29 years old. A 3 year deal might be workable and a team could get a decent return for him for a contract much smaller than he would have had if he had not been injured.
SP Mark Buehrle. Buehrle is just 32 and a lefty. Every team needs a left-handed starter and one who has thrown a couple of no-hitters is icing on the cake. If the Mets don’t sign Reyes I think they need to sign this guy or…
SP Roy Oswalt. He was part of that monstrous Phillie starting rotation and he had a decent year. He is 34 so anything more than a 2-year deal is foolish. This makes me think he stays in Philly, but we never know, do we?


So that’s baseball talk. I would talk more about hypnosis but my show schedule has been light. I’ve been getting requests to go all over the country but the fees people have been expecting to pay haven’t covered air fare, which is something that completely baffles me.

So with the show schedule light, hypnotherapy is spotty, hypnosis training is spotty and pretty much everything else I have tried to do not producing much, I have to find some additional ways to do better than just survive.
I am open to suggestions here.
I find myself at a crossroad in my life…again. And just when I find myself there and was dealing with the loss of my dog for a while, someone in my life kicked me and pooped on me when I was down. This is something I shall not forget…ever.
But I shall try to use it to my advantage in some way. Hopefully I will figure out exactly what that might be.

At least Beavis and Butthead are back on TV. They make more sense to me than what is going on in my world these days.

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Speaking His Mind

Longtime CBS news correspondent and editorialist Andy Rooney just died at the age of 92.

This dude was at CBS for 60 years and most notably was the guy who closed out editions of the TV show “60 Minutes.” His essays at the end of each show were what he was known for writing and broadcasting.

I was never a Rooney fan but I respect someone who is courageous enough to say what he believes he needs to say in front of millions of people regardless of the consequences. Rooney, during his tenure in this spot, angered Blacks, Indians (oh crap, I just said Blacks and Indians…forgive me…African-Americans and Native-Americans,) Gays, Christians, and even fans of OJ Simpson and Nirvana.

He even called out CBS executives, on the air, to fire him over the responses he would get to some of his work.

So in his honor, I’ll proceed. Read on with caution.

Andy Rooney 1919-2011

I’m staring at my hypnosis show schedule for December and I am still stuck on ONE.
The Holiday season is one for Holiday parties, mostly Christmas parties of course, but some places have become freaked out enough that the parties are simply named Holiday parties so as not to offend any other group that doesn’t celebrate Christmas. You know, that 15% of people living here legally and not in a sleeper cell.

So why only one show? Well, it could be because my show sucks, but with plenty of other places bringing me back to do shows during my other normally busier times of year, that might not be it.

I have spoken with one particular person who had me scheduled for a show but now the company doesn’t have enough money for entertainment.

But why is that? I thought this country was on the road to “recovery!”

Hogeffingwash, that is.

I watch and follow the news and see people in the streets protesting in front of big businesses telling these businesses that they “aren’t paying their fair share,” and other sorts of commie nonsense.

These “unfair” companies are the ones who hire someone like me at Christmas parties where they spend thousands of dollars to celebrate the season with their employees. Not a single one of these companies is obliged to do this, but lots do. Many more are beginning not to do so. They are cutting back because times are tough and because they are told that these types of expenditures are frivolous and wasteful. They are told that they don’t have the right to celebrate like this because other people are out of work and that such a celebration spits in the eye of those who don’t have jobs.

So what happens? I teeter on the brink of bankruptcy by the end of the year if this doesn’t change, or if I don’t find an alternate plan for myself.

So, it’s cool and all that people want to go out and protest and speak their minds. We all have that right. But these particular demonstrators are calling themselves “occupiers.”
Now, I would imagine that since most of these demonstrators are leftists, and we know this is the case since both the Communist and National Socialist (NAZI) parties are in solidarity with them, that they were, and are, against the so-called “occupation” of countries like Iraq and Afghanistan. Of course I speak of our own military operations over there where our own soldiers are called “war criminals” and other such names by the people protesting in America.

So if our military is “occupying” a country waging a war, aren’t demonstrators who are “occupying” a city such as…let’s say…Oakland, where there is now violence in the streets, waging and committing acts of war?

I would say that those revolutionaries are doing just that…waging Civil War in our country…and we should take tanks and machine guns and go to war with them.

Oh, but wait! President Obama used to be a lawyer with the community organizing group ACORN which, I suppose just coincidentally, is at least one of the groups that has organized these demonstrations. So I guess it’s ok then for these revolutionaries to revolt like this, right? Because Obama is the President of the US!

But isn’t the Presidents #1 priority to safeguard the people of the United States? I see that in the Constitution, at least. Are big businesses doing business in the US not eligible for protection from violent mobs?

I’m confused. I have heard Mr. Obama rage against banks and other big businesses that aren’t spending enough money supporting his campaign (like General Electric, Solyndra, etc.) so is then this his Army of people rioting now in the streets? Are we supposed to be at war with banks and businesses in this country?

Help me out here, please! Banks loaned me money to get my house. Businesses hire me and pay me to do work so I can eat and buy clothes and all of that happy stuff. They both give money to charitable causes and generate tax revenue for local governments. WHY ARE WE AT WAR WITH THEM?

The banking regulations slapped on banks in the last couple of years by the Obama administration and the leftist controlled congress from 2009-2010 have made it extremely difficult for some people…oh, I don’t know…maybe LIKE ME…to get a business loan. So coupled with a poor economy (oh wait, I’m sorry…VP Joe Biden and head of the DNC Deborah Wasserman-Schultz say that everything is just fine) increased regulations, and the increased demonization of any big business that isn’t trying to build solar panels and wind mills that aren’t keeping my energy bill lower, I, and many others like me, face…let’s say…an uncertain future.

So if war is being waged against banks and businesses then people, praised by none other than our own President and former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, are effectively waging war on ME, because I am directly affected by these regulations, restrictions and demonstrations.

So against whom do I fight back? No one, that’s right, because I simply don’t have the money or power to do it. And that’s by design, make no mistake about it.  

I can speak about it and write about it, for now. How long will that last though? Hopefully we can all make it until 1-20-13 where we change things back to a time where we weren’t on a road to Greece and we can call Christmas, Christmas, call Halloween, Halloween, call Easter, Easter, have hypnosis shows at celebrations of all of those types of events and parties, and we can all have fun and make money and grow and prosper together…all of us, not just one or two select groups, but all of us. As long as we have a President who stands in front of our people and actively chastises and pits one group against another…for example, the rich against the poor…this will not happen.

Three guys who I had hoped would join the race for President are not going to do so. I currently like Herman Cain, who is running. I mentioned him some time ago in this dumb-assed blog. I’ll be happy with any of the above right now, even Ron Paul. I just want to work at helping make people laugh at parties. This President has done nothing to help facilitate that…AT ALL.

I take a big risk writing down this stuff here. I don’t have the resources to fight off being placed on some black list by people who might hire me but don’t agree with what I just said and decide not to do so. I might even have an agent or two who disagrees with me. I know I have at least one who says her corporate business is down 80% though, so I’m betting she is with me.

She probably wouldn’t say it like I just did, but I am writing to speak my mind just like Andy Rooney did for all of those years. He got paid a lot of money to do it though, so he took a lot less risk than I did. But I’d be a coward if I didn’t stand up for and speak of the things in which I believe, regardless of the consequences.

And to think when I started this that I didn’t really have anything to say. RIP Andy Rooney, and thank you for doing what you did.

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Beavis Returns!

Imagine the feeling of stepping up in front of 50,000 people and getting a standing ovation for having done something that those people appreciated so much that they would stand in your honor.

In particular I reference the ovations that the St. Louis Cardinal’s David Freese and Lance Berkman received for their heroics in game 6 of the 2011 World Series.

What a game that was. Both of those players faced a situation in which probably all pro baseball players have imagined before – being up at bat with the game on the line and delivering the big hit. That situation is one where a player most of the time will fail, statistically. Both players faced 2-out, 2-strike counts with their team losing and came through with game tying hits to keep their team alive.

Freese, of course, went on to top himself after his effort in the bottom of the 9^th inning in that game to blast a monster homerun to win it in the 11^th.

Then in game seven after spotting the Rangers two runs in the top of the first inning, Freese delivered another 2-out, 2-strike hit to tie the game. Perhaps not as dramatic, but it was as clutch as it gets nonetheless.

Game 7 was sort of a letdown after game 6 but I watched every pitch anyway. As someone who calls himself a baseball fan, I had to unless I was obligated to be some place else.

The games and the series have been covered in depth by those who are paid to do it. I had some other thoughts after watching it.

I wrote about Lance Berkman here back in the early days of this blog. He had a chance to play with Texas this year but didn’t want to play there. His quote at the time was "I felt like if they didn't re-sign Cliff Lee that they were going to be an average team, and I feel that's probably what's going to end up happening. It's all about your pitching. I feel like last year was one of those special years where you kind of catch lightning in a bottle and they got hot and they had some guys that I felt like were pitching better than their talent level, and consequently, they had a great year."

My quote was, “The almost 35-year old, listed-at-230-pounds Berkman is coming off of a .248 season where his contribution to the Yankees included a home run. Ironically, his signing with the Cardinals just made his own new team worse.”

Ah, irony. Berkman ends up having to face that very same team in the World Series and then in the bottom of the 10^th inning of game six was faced with the possibility of making the last out of the series against them and sending the Rangers into a cuddle puddle of athletes on the St. Louis pitching mound.
He had a great year for the Cardinals bouncing back from that disaster of a year ago and in one way he was right…if Cliff Lee had signed with the Rangers, how would that series have gone? I think there is a small chance that Lee could have made a teenie bit of difference in a series that was stretched to the distance.

I also bashed the Milwaukee Brewers in that same post I see. But that wasn’t really about the team but more about the city.

So my preseason picks pretty much stunk Braves, Phillies (WC), Reds, Giants
Red Sox, Yankees (WC), Tigers, Angels.

This is clearly why playing the lottery is not wise for me even though at 200-some million today, I’m there, dude.

One of the coolest parts of the World Series was watching Alfred E. Neumann sing the National Anthem before game one.

One has to feel for the Rangers though losing for the second year in a row and being just one pitch away from winning it…twice, in fact.

If you have imagined the feeling from the standing ovation now imagine the feeling of being one pitch away from the world championship and then losing. You may have worked your entire life to reach the goal of winning like that. You have been injured, you have sacrificed, you have dreamed for maybe decades of finally having your dream come true and then someone else takes that from you in a split second, or because of a bad bounce or simply because it’s a game of inches. Ugh, that has to be hard.

Softened by the fact that they get paid millions of dollars to play a game, but still bad thoughts must run through their minds for a second.

I watch the MLB network religiously and I love watching old baseball games and highlight reels. If only the current technology was available since the beginning of baseball though. With super slow-motion, digital-high-definition, broadcast equipment the images of these games are captured in ways that are truly amazing.
We can see the stitches on the way to the plate as it travels over 90 miles an hour. We get multiple angles of shots to let us know if a ball was fair or foul, or if a runner was safe or out, or if, for example, the ball that Nelson Cruz hit last night that was caught by the Cardinals Allen Craig was going to be a homerun or not.
The best part of this technology is that since its digital that quality will remain pretty much forever, unlike material shot just not as far back as the 80’s.

I am glad that they are keeping some of the uber close-up shots out of the broadcast though. The shot that was really annoying to me for a couple of years was the centerfield camera shot of the ball inside the pitchers glove. Then the cameraman would slowly pull out and follow the ball toward the plate. It was just too close. Sometimes doing something just because you can isn’t such a great idea. There are so many other things that I prefer to see in an at-bat with the first being the actual batter.


The return of my favorite actor to TV the other night was quite exciting even though I was on the road when his show premiered. Beavis returned to Beavis & Butthead on the MTV network on Thursday night. Their new shows will replace the real Buttheads on Jersey Shore.
I find it funny that the 10 pm time slots on Thursdays on MTV have actually become more intellectual with Beavis and Butthead replacing Snookie and the Situation. Who could have seen that coming?

 American Horror Story revolves around the Harmons, a family of three who moved from Boston to Los Angeles as a means to reconcile past anguish. The all-star cast features Dylan McDermott as “Ben Harmon,” a psychiatrist; Connie Britton as “Vivien Harmon,” Ben’s wife; Taissa Farmiga as “Violet,” the Harmon’s teenage daughter; Jessica Lange in her first-ever regular series TV role as “Constance,” the Harmon’s neighbor; Evan Peters plays “Tate Langdon,” one of Ben’s patients; and Denis O’Hare as “Larry Harvey.” Guest stars for the series include Frances Conroy as the Harmon’s housekeeper; Alexandra Breckenridge as the Harmon’s housekeeper; and Jamie Brewer as Constance’s daughter.

The house which they purchase is a “murder house,” where pretty much everyone who ever lived there was murdered and their spirits live on to terrorize all the subsequent residents and their guests. There have been three episodes so far and they have all been great.
I know that FX is a cable channel so they don’t have the same language guidelines for it. But I have been surprised to hear language on there so far that would have made us in the Dungeon of Manlove show blush a little bit.
This is the same network which aired The Shield, which was fairly raw like that. I haven’t seen Sons of Anarchy on that same station but imagine that it might be a little rough too.
I’m ok with all of that, I guess. I don’t have kids so curse away and show lots of boobs for I care. But I guess that’s a pain in the neck to have to monitor that stuff all the time if you’re someone trying to keep your kids vocabulary from sounding like mine on a daily basis.
Jessica Lange in great in this show so far and I like Connie Britton in it who is pretty hot. Her bio says she was in the series “24” but I can’t recall when that would have been.
Anyway, if you’re into “horror” shows, this one is for you.

Beavis, my favorie actor

I did watch the new show late last night after the baseball game. Sadly, it wasn’t as good as I hoped, but anything with Beavis in it will have me glued to the TV.


I have also been watching American Horror Story on the FX network. Here is the official description of the show:

Speaking of horror shows, I had a potential for one of my recent shows to be just that as I traveled to Franklin, VA to do a hypnosis show at a party for a 60-year old.
Now generally these parties for older people are tougher right from the beginning. We get more and more jaded and suspicious as we get older so it can be tricky getting volunteers to participate in such a show. I normally have to spend extra time prepared the audience and easing any of their concerns. In shows with younger crowds people are more likely to be more open to the thought or being on stage in a situation where they have no idea of what is about to happen.
My host for the birthday party told me when she hired me that this was an “all black folk crowd.” Why she made mention of that, I’m not totally sure. Maybe because I’m an all-white dude or something. This has never been a concern for me. I’ve done historically black colleges, shows in inner-cities where I was the only white dude, shows where everyone was all White, all Asian, all Jewish, all Catholic, all Indian and all Lawyers, for some examples. I don’t care. Just volunteer for my show, I’ll hypnotize you, you’ll be funny and I’ll get to eat for the next week.

So I get to Franklin, VA and I notice something right away that, for the first time, made me think that I might have a real tough time for this show. I was right in the middle of a bunch of cotton plantations and was going to do a show for this “all black folk crowd.”

There was one other white dude there. He was the town’s real estate attorney and friend of the guest of honor.
I wouldn’t say that I was uncomfortable at all. Everyone was very nice. After all, it is the south and southerners are just generally nicer and I stand by that opinion.
But the show just didn’t go as well as I would have hoped. I had volunteers right from the beginning, but it just wasn’t my usual chaotic experience. I ended up with about 5 people sort of hypnotized. One of them was kind of funny. I kept wondering if history had any role to play in the quality of the show that night. Was it possible that this group, overall, just didn’t trust me in that type of position where I was “in control” of their minds?
That thought ran through my head for sure. How could it not?

I have found it interesting to learn that I have readers of this nonsense from 18 different countries. It’s because of my hypnosis career and not the sheer brilliance that I pen from time to time here. There is an interesting…let’s say…sub culture of people who are fanatics of hypnosis. So I have fans out there that will follow what I do because I am a hypnotist and only because I am a hypnotist. They are searching to find out what my secret messages are in my writing and on the podcast. (xaxlxlxmxyxfxaxnxsxpxlxexaxsxexsxexnxdxmxexmxoxnxexyxsxoxIxcxaxnxexaxtx)
I think that’s funny. It’s cool though and it is partly why my podcast, the Dungeon of Manlove, is closing in on 1000 subscribers now (that’s subscribers, not listeners) and has reached into 52 countries. It just needs to pay for me at some point. I have to eat!

Done.

Cruzin' and Freesin'

The 2011 World Series starts tomorrow, the 19^th, and features the Rangers of Texas and the Cardinals of St. Louis.

Both teams closed out their championship series in convincing fashion pounding the baseball all around Arlington and Milwaukee in game 6 for each.

The Rangers Nelson Cruz set a single playoff series record with 6 homeruns and was named the MVP while the Cardinals David Freese earned the same honors for St. Louis in the NL.

The Cardinals have the better starting pitching in this series but simply because the Rangers might not have the horses to start games, they have a nice bullpen and have the power to overmatch the Cardinals.

The Rangers return for the second straight year to the World Series but the Cardinals are no strangers to it either. They won it in 2006 and have Albert Pujols. I know that every time I write about baseball that I mention his name. But he is the premier player in the league and, as such, deserves the mention. After all, look where his team is right now.

Ron Washington’s Rangers starters need to hold off the Cardinals for a good 6 innings in each game or they are doomed again. Five inning “quality” starts aren’t going to get the job done, I imagine, especially on this stage. But this is going to be a tricky thing for them.

But the Cardinals staff has its own worries. Michael Young, clean-up hitter and future hall-of-famer now, is now on fire getting locked in at just the right moment. That’s fuel on the fire that Cruz lit against the Tigers. The Cardinals can’t pitch around these guys either because there are 5 other guys in the lineup who hit at least 24 homeruns this season.
Normally the DH rule has an effect on the AL in the World Series, but not here. When the series is in St. Louis, Young, the regular DH, will play first. They don’t lose a thing there and I think it tightens up their lineup. The Cardinals will get to DH Lance Berkman in Texas which will help their defense in those games. But that won’t matter too much in that park, which is a launching pad anyway.

Will there be any new-found heroes this year? Will the stars we already know are stars, like Young, Pujols, Adrian Beltre, Chris Carpenter, Josh Hamilton, Berkman, Matt Holliday, or Cruz add to their stature? Will there be one of those “goat” moments or a black-cat kind of moment which will go down in baseball lore? 

Wednesday we will begin to find out.

I am a news junkie and particularly a political news junkie. But I am now currently interested in odd news stories from around the world. To be precise I am interested in finding headlines that stick out as odd to me. For example…

Scrabble player demands strip search of opponent after letter 'G' goes missing...

Teacher on trial for punching, choking first-graders...

Burglars steal 7-year-old's piggy bank...

The main reason is to discuss them on the Dungeon of Manlove show. They provide good fodder on which the cast can opine. These conversations get pretty interesting and often times funny as our diverse group of misfits provides a unique blend of commentary.

If you’d like to hear examples of that, you know what to do, but I really bring up this point to bring up a different point.

The Holidays will be upon us soon and as soon as Thanksgiving hits I stop reading the news. Even though we will be in an election year and there are extra things to think about and discuss, I try every year to keep as far away from the news as I can so that I can enjoy the season.
This will be particularly important this year as I have all the classic symptoms of depression once again. Whether this is a chemical issue or just the result of an awful year, there is little doubt about this.
I was in the gym a week or so ago and was watching a screen talk about depression and its symptoms. Now, I’m not a hypochondriac here; I’m pretty objective about myself when it comes to this stuff. I had everyone they listed. It was depressing to read that I was depressed!

But certainly not shocking. This means taking proactive measures wherever possible short of checking in with a doctor for medication. That is one place where I will not turn unless as an absolute last resort. As a recovering person diagnosed with depression a long time ago in a rehab clinic I was pretty pissed off when I was prescribed anti-depressants when I was trying to rehabilitate myself from self-medicating for far too long.

Staying away from the news is one of those ways. Now I did just start my political blog under my fake name so I might have started that too soon since I might have to take the holidays off from it. But since it’s my fake name, no one will care even if anyone finds it anyway.

Autumn does have a positive effect on me though. The summer really drains me and is a reason why I get down in the dumps. It’s totally opposite of most people, I know. I’ve been fortunate to have a few shows this month which have taken me to a couple of areas where I can enjoy watching the leaves change in the mountains. It has been sort of tempered by the fact that my dog is gone but it still helps. Driving, and driving to see as much territory as possible, is one of my favorite things to do.

Well, there are lots of things I need to do and not a lot of money to do them, so I guess that I’m off and I’m

Done.