USA!

Wow, what great news we all heard last night. Osama Bin Laden is dead! Bye bye M*#&#^R F&$*#*R.

If it hasn’t been clear in anything that I have written, or said, I can’t stand Barack Obama. It’s not a personal thing, it’s a policy thing.
But one has to give credit where credit is due. Bin Laden goes down on Obama’s watch, so therefore he gets the credit.
I had a little problem finding out that they “had a lead” all the way back in August and now it’s April/May when this goes down, but the job is done and kudos to those who carried out the mission. Whoever did the actual job are American heroes and I hope we get to throw a major parade honoring those on that mission. Whoever was the leader gets the credit for it happening under his command.
I’m good with all of that; finally something has gone right under Obama.

That’s right. Finally, something has gone right. Because nothing has really gone so well up to that point, from where I sit and what I see.

So, since Obama gets the credit for Bin Laden, he now also needs to take credit for the gas prices which have doubled under his watch and crushed any chance for an economic recovery, for which he somehow thinks there has been and is taking credit for.

Want to impress me, Mr. President? Want to actually get my vote next November even though you’re a communist at heart? Pretty easy to do…get those gas prices back under $2 a gallon, and I’ll vote for your ass.

You read it right here from my own fingers.

See, because dealing with this oil problem is actually much easier than trying to find Bin Laden hiding in a Pakistani cave. Don’t let anyone con you in to thinking otherwise. If one believes that this is an issue that cannot be dealt with easily, I believe you have indeed been conned.

But that’s another longer discussion.

I’ll also say that this victory by Obama and the United States really changed the career path of one individual in particular – Donald Trump. I saw a photo already this morning that had a picture of a smiling Obama with text printed on it that read, “Sorry about the delay in getting my birth certificate to you. I was busy killing Osama Bin Laden.”
Classic burn there; one that will go down as an all-time classic.

I’m going to talk about Trump tonight on the next taping of the Dungeon of Manlove. The basic gist of the discussion will center on my thoughts that Trump doesn’t have any intention of running for President at all. That’s all that I will tease here (not that I think you’ll now get all excited waiting for my revelations) for now.

But the bottom line of all of this is that Americas public enemy number one is dead. That is all that matters today. Obama was right about a couple of things in his announcement last night; that we should all rally together around something like this just as we did on September 12^th 2001 and God bless the USA baby.

Now let’s get our troops home. Those scumbags may think otherwise in the long run, but as far as I am concerned the mission is complete and we just won this war.

USA!

Done.