I am often asked about the funniest, or craziest, things I
have seen happen in my comedy hypnosis show. Here are ten off the top of my
head.
1- I have an old ALF stuffed animal which is
sometimes part of the show. Often it is used as a “baby” which was just birthed
by a man. Here is one guy breast feeding ALF, his newborn son.
2- At a home party the two sons of my host were helping set up
chairs. They told me that at where the end of one side of the row was placed
their dog had peed earlier that day. They were later hypnotized and sitting at
that part of the row sandwiched around one of their friends. The kids were all
turned into different animals with the two son’s friend made to believe he was
a dog. He opened his eyes, got down on all fours, and the two sons both looked
down at him now believing he was a dog and one of the boys pushed his friends
face right into the spot where their own dog had peed just as if their friend
had actually done it.
3- Eliciting bad smells always creates a lot of laughter. What
people say to others who they believe smell read funky is just as funny as the
faces people make. In one high school show a boy looked at the boy sitting next
to him, made a funny face, gagged, then laid down on the floor and shouted out,
“Oh my God, why don’t you just shit on my face!?”
4- This…
5- This guy came up to me before the show and told me he could never be hypnotized. That is a chair that he believes is stuck to his ass.
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6- Rendering people unable to speak anything but nonsense is a common skit. But they have to return to their normal way of speaking so I usually have someone shout out something in English so, “I know I haven’t broken” them. One petite and soft spoken college girl was asked to say something in English and she demurely stated, “I like…to play…with…balls.” It took 3 minutes before the crowd stopped crying from laughing at that one.
6- Rendering people unable to speak anything but nonsense is a common skit. But they have to return to their normal way of speaking so I usually have someone shout out something in English so, “I know I haven’t broken” them. One petite and soft spoken college girl was asked to say something in English and she demurely stated, “I like…to play…with…balls.” It took 3 minutes before the crowd stopped crying from laughing at that one.
7- “The ground turns into a magnet, a giant flesh magnet.”
This always creates funny. This girl’s face is stuck to the floor.
8- Adult shows are my favorite but I can rarely take pictures or video. A classic skit is one where people think of the most incredible physical feeling they have ever had, like, you know…a warm bubble bath, the sun on your face on the beach, a cuddly puppy, things like that. Then whenever I touch my ear they experience that feeling. 95% of the time they opt for a different feeling than any that I mention and you may have an idea about where they go in their minds. I intensify it 3 times with the third time being the “climax” of the show. In one particular show a rather larger guy was getting so into it that on the third and final intensification the folding chair exploded into four pieces underneath his ass. It didn’t stop the good time that was being had and it even continued after I stopped touching my ear.
9- Um…
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10- Then there was Phil
Done
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