Tough Choices

I had a choice to either watch The Bachelor – The Women Tell All or the Fox Townhall session with Hillary Clinton and Bernie Stalin.

Of course I chose The Bachelor. 

The reasons were pretty simple. Everything said on The Bachelor was going to make more sense than what I was going to hear at the Townhall.

I am rather certain that each one of the former contestants from this season of The Bachelor would never stand up and say, “Free everything for everyone!” as both Clinton and Stalin were sure to do (and did from what I ended up seeing later because I had to watch it afterwards anyway.)

Why wouldn’t they? Because each of those women would do a better job as President as either Clinton or Barney Sanders. Each one is more honest than Hillary and each one tougher than Barney. 

The only one I don’t trust on The Bachelor is Chris Harrison, which would make him a great Secretary of State, though. He, for 18 seasons or so now, sits on that stage and appears on that show with the straightest and most serious face in light of the most ridiculous things he has to say.

He would be great to send over to Russia, N. Korea and Iran to let them know that deals we were offering were the most amazing deals ever presented in the history of the show...um...I mean, United States.

It is why Chris Harrison should win a yearly award for the best actor on TV. You heard it here first…probably. (He is truly one of the smartest guys out there. He knows where his bread is buttered, for sure.)

The 6 of you who have read this know that I am a savant for picking winners on this show since I started watching it. This is the 5^th season I have been picking winners on premier day of each season.

I pick the final four after watching that first show. To date, and including this season, I have successfully picked 18 of the 20 final four finishers. I did miss one this year as I chose Becca to reach the final four and she came in 5^th.

I have successfully chosen 3 of the last 4 winners with one on my choices finishing in second. This year my choice, Lauren B., is in the final two. 

What does that mean? Absolutely nothing of course, but I am sending this blog to the Bachelor so they will know and pick me to work on the show in some capacity, perhaps to hypnotize the next group of Bachelorettes during next season. 

I will take suggestions as to what you would want me to have them do while hypnotized.

Since this world is full of thieves, scoundrels and scumbags (not even counting politicians) we all still get scam letters and attempts from those dirt bags to get money from us (counting politicians in that group.)

Here is one I just received.

I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. We had to be in Philippines for a Tour..the program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. We misplaced our wallets and cell phones on our way back to the hotel after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contains all the valuables we have. Now, our luggage is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

  I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but I have only very few people to turn to now. I will be very grateful if I can get a short term loan of ($1,950) from you. This will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford at this moment. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. Please let me know if you can be of any assistance.

Thanks
Shelly Talmo

Here is what I sent back…because, this is what I do.

Sure, I will help you out.

My loan fee is $195. Please send me the address to where I can send you your invoice. Once I receive the $195 origination fee I will send out the check for your loan.

Thank you,

Bernie Stalin.

I once had a week-long series of communications with someone who tried to scam me on a dating site some years ago. In fact, I just listened to it as I was preparing material for the Best of The Dungeon of Manlove shows we are getting ready to tape and air in honor of our 5^th anniversary coming up later this month. 

Can’t wait to see what the reply to this one will be. Hopefully good enough for some new segments.

In the meantime…hit me up The Bachelor!

Done