Friday, January 25, 2013

Red Hot?



It’s time to take a look at the keyword searches that have brought people from around the world to my tiny little blog originating from Newark, DE, USA.

maria molina measurements
erica campbell
deep roy
soccer gay
andrea tantaros
deep roy eastbound and down
demi lovato background give your heart a break
eliza dushku hot
erica campbell hot 2008
hayden panettiere hockey

As usual, its mostly dudes searching for hot girls. How Deep Roy got in the middle of that, I have no idea though.
I also can’t figure out what hockey and hayden panettiere have to do with other and then further can’t figure out why that search would land me here.

Gay Soccer continues to be a popular search worldwide and when some people do get here I get a nasty note now and then, which just makes me laugh.

I should mention that now that I have mentioned these search terms again that there will be more traffic on top of it.

What I would like to do now, though, is get back on track a little and add some new hot women to the blog. This way when horny dudes from around the world search for them they will land here and then hopefully click on ads that will send money to me.

Somehow Katy Perry has landed in the top 4 of Maxim’s Top 100 Hottest Women list for the past three years. She isn’t even close on my list but I figure since she is popular I will put her here. She is dumb as a stump though so even if she paid me to get busy with her, I just wouldn’t do it. After all, whoever would marry than tard Russell Brand and then wear outfits with our dictator and our ass clown VP’s names on it is qualified for short bus transportation.

Katy Perry

I should add that Maxim has lost all credibility when it comes to listing hot women. Not only is Katy Perry not worthy of the top spot, as she has won before, but this year they put Lois Griffin (from The Family Guy) at #85 and Stephen Colbert at #69 (ahead of Sophia Vergara I might add) and Natalie Portman didn’t even make the top 100.

So soon there will be a Dungeon of Manlove Hot 100 and it will be official.

The first red head to make it here is Christina Hendricks from Mad Men fame. But there really isn’t anything about her red hair that might potentially place her on our Dungeon Hot 100 list, if it comes to fruition. Nope…I think it just might be something else...or some things.

Christina Hendricks

Next is Arriany Celeste. She is really only known for being a ring girl at UFC. But who cares, right? While she has dabbled in film and music, I think its just a matter of time before her hotness just lands her a regular gig doing something more substantial. But then again, the UFC has money so I’m thinking it might be hard for her to leave that day job.

Arriany Celeste

So that’s about it. Thought I would make a contribution here before two weeks flow by again.

Oh yeah…the Super Bowl is coming up soon. Hey, will I get sued for saying Super Bowl? Will NFL lawyers tell me to cease and desist? Ah… let them come, I can use the publicity. I like the Ravens over the 49ers in this game. But I more interested in my block pool at my gym where I could possibly win a years worth of membership fees. Go Flacco!

Done

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

More Degrees of Bacon



Politics later, dumb stuff first.

I watched the pilot for The Following on Fox with Kevin Bacon last night with my girl friend. (Yes, that’s right ladies, I’m off the market, sorry.) This one looks like a winner. It is about a convicted serial killer who escapes from prison to finish off someone he nearly killed before he was caught. Bacon plays the retired FBI agent who the killer stabbed in the heart as he was trying to save the girl the killer didn’t kill originally. Bacon gets called back in as a consultant who knew the killer the best and re-captures him, as the killer wanted from the beginning. The killer has a cult following on the outside who he directs and Bacon will get re-involved with new murder investigations throughout the course of the series.
This one looks to be a winner and finally a great replacement for 24, which has now been off for a few years.
Kevin Bacon


Fans of the game “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” are going to get a whole new set of names to use to win their game now. With credited extras and cameos there could be a hundred more by the time the series ends. If you don’t know what that game is, go here… http://www.sixdegrees.org/kevinbacongameforgood for a brief example of the game and to check out his cause.

Since I tape my podcast on Monday nights I have to wait to watch The Bachelor on a replay On Demand. So I have just seen the first two episodes even though three have aired. The second round of KO’s provided no shockers and there was one girl who quit. So I am still in the game with my predictions.


I have watched the first couple of American Idol shows basically because nothing else I wanted to watch was available. I really can’t stand the dynamic, fake or otherwise, between the two new female judges, Mariah Carey and Nikki Manaj. What I really can’t stand is how the latter just needs to have all of the attention. This season will be more about the judges than the singers and it will continue to slide down in the ratings. The first two shows did not win their time slots for one of the very few rare times in the show’s history.

I have been captivated by the show The Amish Mafia on Discovery. Living near Lancaster, PA and heading their often (just did a show there a few nights ago) made my attention turn this way.
This show’s first season only had 6 episodes but it was riveting as could be for me. I have seen and heard enough about the Amish culture to be rather shocked at some of the things that I saw on this show.
There have been plenty of skeptics of the show who believe that the show is faked in all sorts of ways. If you have happened to watch it the one issue that I have is that there are some actual crimes being aired on the show and that sort of makes me wonder if it has been real at all. I also thought that perhaps some sort of deal was struck along the way somehow so that if an incident of, lets say, felony vandalism was being captured that it was taken care of financially instead of through a court system.
John, Alvin, Lebanon Levi, and Jolin from the Amish Mafia

Now that I think more about the overall show though I guess what happens doesn’t really surprise me. People are simply imperfect. Even the most devoutly religious people, as the Amish are, are still human and subject to succumbing to temptations.


Speaking of shows that are off, Fringe aired its series finale this past week. I thought it was good but lacked action I think necessary for a “war” that was being waged. But all told the show was great and I’ll miss it just as I thought it was running at its peak.

If you’re up for watching some porn just go to the SYFY cable network and watch something called “Lost Girls.” I think that is the name of it. I had the channel on when I turned on the TV the other night and there were two girls going at it…and you know what I mean by “going at it”… for about 5 minutes or so before the show started getting into other things. I seriously thought that a strap-on was going to come into play at any moment. 

Cable Porn


Alas, it didn’t.

Naturally I watched the rest of the show.



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Now it’s time for politics so you can tune out now, if you want. Keep in mind that I am officially a registered Republican but consider myself a Libertarian. You have been warned.


Professional golfer Phil Mickelson has made the news of late. It seems as though the new tax increases in California are just a bit over the top for him and that he wants to “make some changes.”

Voters in California passed an increase for those earning over $250,000 a year, you know, all of those who Obama says aren’t “paying their fair share.”

With these increases added to the rest of Phil’s tax burdens he will have to pay 63-64% of his income in taxes.

Last year, Mickelson made about 62 million dollars, according to CNBC, and his California state tax bill alone was set to be about 6.5 million dollars. The tax increase jacked that up another 1.8 million because they made retroactive to January 2012. So the voters of California literally have voted to steal money from people who believed that their rate was one thing but now told, “no, sorry we are taking more.”

Well, here is what those greedy bastards have done. Phil is now contemplating “changes” in his life and that could very well mean moving from California. If he moves, and I think if he moves before a certain date, California will not get that extra 1.8 million. I saw on CNBC that they wouldn’t get the other 6.5 million either, but that doesn’t seem to make sense to me so lets just say that California is out 1.8 they thought they had and budgeted to spend somehow.
TEXAS HERE I COME


Also, Phil was part of an ownership group preparing to buy the San Diego Padres and now he is probably pulling out of that deal also.

So this is what potentially happens, and has happened in states like Maryland, where “millionaire taxes” are enacted. People move, change their habits, and find other ways to save their money.

The same thing is happening in France right now since the new Socialist President of France jacked up rates to 75%. One famous actor, Gerard Depardieu, moved out and now even the former President Sarkozy is moving to London to avoid paying that Communist rate.

There are growing numbers of people in this country, as evidenced by the re-election of our own Socialist President, that somehow have been brainwashed into believing that the government should be the center of our lives. Further, they believe that the government is entitled to just simply tax us as much as they want as spend our money the way that they want and that somehow paying these confiscatory rates is somehow akin to patriotism.

We need to reeducate these sheep in our country who believe that and make sure that they realize their money is THEIR money, not the governments. We need to make sure that these sheep understand that FREEDOM means that people like Mickelson can move wherever they wish in this country to any place which best befits him and his family. Mickelson should be able to do so without being called a traitor for trying to KEEP HIS OWN MONEY THAT HE EARNED. And let’s never forget that the money we make is OURS, it is not the governments. The government is not entitled to our money. We do not work for the government; the government works for us and they are supposed to continue to create and maintain environments so that we, the people, can pursue life liberty and happiness, not create obstacles to any of the above.

These sheep need to learn some basic math. That Phil Mickelson, if he pays 60% of the 62 million dollars he made is going to pay over 36 million dollars in taxes. I think that is WELL BEYOND his fair share already yet we are told that he still needs to pay more.

The same people who beg for Obama to take this money are paying rates of a total of 25% with everything included. So these sheep also need to learn that it is THEY who are not paying their fair share. Because if its ok to tax Mickelson 63%, then that means it ok to tax everyone else at that same rate.

We play a game on my podcast called “Be Careful What You Wish For.” If you sheep don’t think its possible that our mighty leader and his minions think that they need to get more money from you too, you are sorely mistaken. Let’s face it; everyone DID just get a tax increase this past January 1st. Sure, it was something that been cut a couple of years ago (the SSI rate which never should have been cut to begin with) but its still a tax increase. How do you think you get set up for increases? Just like that…a return to “old rates” that you were comfortable with before. This helps make you comfortable with “small” increases.

More are coming and they have to with the new health care laws. Oh yeah, you are already paying more for health insurance than you were before. That’s not a “tax increase” though for the sheep in their minds. It’s the evil insurance companies.


So we need to re-educate our sheep to make sure they know that the reason the insurance companies had to raise rates was because of their mighty leader, the one who would take us to France tax rates if he could. But he knows that such a jump would wake up the sleeping giants who are already starting to stir and who usually have guns.

Ah…but just keep those sleeping giants from having guns and it makes passing all of that other evil Socialist crap much easier now, doesn’t it?

Done

Thursday, January 10, 2013

And the Winner is....



Well it took the MLB Hall of Fame balloting and the season opener of The Bachelor to get me motivated to write my first blog entry of 2013 and not necessarily in that order.

But we’ll take baseball first here. For the first time since 1996 no one was elected to the Hall of Fame. This year’s ballot included two particular players who would normally have been a lock for this honor – Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens.

Of course both of them, and a few others on the current ballot, have been accused of using steroids in their careers. Bonds, the all-time home run leader with 762 and Clemens who won a record 7 Cy Young awards in his career both spent time in court fighting off allegations against them. It seems as if they simply didn’t convince enough members of the HoF voting jury that they weren’t guilty.

Here is the final vote count remembering that it takes a mention on 75% of the sportswriters ballots to earn an entry into the HoF.

The 2013 ballot featured 37 candidates, with 13 returnees and 24 newcomers.
Players remain on the ballot for 15 years as long as they receive at least 5 percent of the vote.
Listed are the players' names, number of votes, vote percentage and years on the ballot.
Craig Biggio    388  (68.2%) 1
Jack Morris    385  (67.7%) 14
Jeff Bagwell    339  (59.6%) 3
Mike Piazza    329  (57.8%) 1
Tim Raines    297  (52.2%) 6
Lee Smith    272  (47.8%) 11
Curt Schilling    221  (38.8%) 1
Roger Clemens    214  (37.6%) 1
Barry Bonds    206  (36.2%) 1
Edgar Martinez    204  (35.9%) 4
Alan Trammell    191  (33.6%) 12
Larry Walker    123  (21.6%) 3
Fred McGriff    118  (20.7%) 4
Dale Murphy    106  (18.6%) 15
Mark McGwire    96  (16.9%) 7
Don Mattingly    75  (13.2%) 13
Sammy Sosa    71  (12.5%) 1
Rafael Palmeiro    50  (8.8%) 3

Everyone below is off future ballots
Bernie Williams    19  (3.3%) 2
Kenny Lofton    18  (3.2%) 1
Sandy Alomar Jr.    16  (2.8%) 1
Julio Franco    6  (1.1%) 1
David Wells    5  (0.9%) 1
Steve Finley    4  (0.7%) 1
Shawn Green    2  (0.4%) 1
Aaron Sele    1  (0.2%) 1
Jeff Cirillo    0  (0%) 1
Royce Clayton    0  (0%) 1
Jeff Conine    0  (0%) 1
Roberto Hernandez    0 (0%) 1
Ryan Klesko    0  (0%) 1
Jose Mesa    0  (0%) 1
Reggie Sanders    0 (0%) 1
Mike Stanton    0  (0%) 1
Todd Walker    0  (0%) 1
Rondell White    0  (0%) 1
Woody Williams    0  (0%) 1
It is a joke that Jack Morris is up that high but because of the depth of the field and the lack of enthusiasm for voting for those who writers believe cheated the game, he is there and still has one more year.

It is a little shocking to me, as a result, that Biggio, Schilling, Raines and Trammell didn’t get more votes. Sosa barely registered and how the hell is Don Mattingly still that low?

It will get interesting next year as Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine and Frank Thomas become eligible. People are throwing Mike Mussina’s name into that group but I don’t think he is a Hall of Famer.

The following year brings in Randy Johnson, who should be a unanimous winner (as Maddux should be next year.)

I would love to find out who the one sportswriter was who actually put Aaron Sele on his HoF ballot.

Time will tell how long some of these players are punished. This was a huge statement by the sports writing community though and, as far as I am concerned, is a shame. The whole steroid era is a disgrace and it’s horrible because there were some real exciting years and players. Now we are forced to look back and know that most of it was just a scam.

That goes for that fraud Lance Armstrong too, who is apparently mulling over a confession. 

 More importantly, The Bachelor started this past Monday. As some of my friends know, I have correctly chosen the winner of the past two seasons from the first show of the year.
This year’s choice is not as clear as the past two were but I have chosen Lindsay Yenter, the girl who wore a wedding dress to the first show. My other picks for the final four are Selma Alameri, Tierra LiCausi, and Daniella McBride. My two wild cards are Lesley Murphy and Ashlee Frazier
There is a rumor out there, however, that the winner is Catherine Giudici.

Ashlee Frazier

Daniella McBride

Lesley Murphy

Catherine Giudici

Selma Alameri

Tierra LiCausi

Lindsay Yenter



I love this show because it’s the best comedy show out there. Think about it; 26 desperate “women” go on a national TV show to find “love.” The whole premise is such a joke which makes it, ironically, interesting for me to watch despite the reason ABC and the producers of the show want us to watch it (although they truly don’t care why we watch it.)

I find it hysterical that women who might otherwise seem half-way normal and attractive would go through this humiliating exercise in rejection like this. I get it that people want to get noticed and perhaps some could parlay an appearance into something else, but if they were at least be honest about it and say that is why they are there I would have more respect for them.
No, instead, I get to laugh every week as someone else does the crying ride home in the limo to the airport as they know that their wonderful vacation in California is done. That is really why these chicks cry…because they get to go to some wonderful places and do some pretty cool things. Most of them couldn’t really care much about the dude, although I sure can’t say it for all of them. It’s just more about the fun that they have. A possible appearance on Bachelor Pad is a plus too. Besides they all get to hang out as ex-cast members with all of the old cast members from seasons past. So while some may find a date, it seems to mostly end up being with others from other seasons.
Watch it just to watch these girls cry. It truly is hysterical.
The reason that I pick winners is because women who watch this show don’t have a clue about men’s taste in women. They mostly seem to choose some “down-to-Earth” homely girl as their favorite. You know, the one that is “there for the right reasons.” It’s just funny to know right away that most of the time the guy is going to pick the hottest one there. It was exactly how it laid out the last two years. This year, however, there is not a clear stand out so it’s a bit tougher.

That’s it. I’m done.