Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Real Solutions



It’s time to get serious about coming up with real solutions for this country. 

I have a couple and I’m going to write them in this stupid blog with hopes that a couple of the 6 people who read it will see some appeal in one solution I am going to offer for this country and then pass it forward and encourage others to pass it forward as well.

I’ll start with a question. Do you believe you are properly represented by your government right now?
Here is my answer…no. 

Now here is the title of my first proposal…The Five Presidents Project.

The title alone should tell you that I believe having five Presidents, instead of just one, would be a great start to solving some deep problems with our current system of government. But now let’s dig deeper. 

The main problem I am having right now, in particular, is that I am not represented by the Executive Branch of the US Government since a Democrat, Barack Obama, is the President, and the lone person in the Executive Branch, for all intents. 

Also, all three of the politicians from my state of Delaware are Democrats, as is the Governor. While I don’t have representation in the House from Delaware I, at least, can point to other Representatives from other states who are from my party or believe in the things which I do and can vote accordingly. The same thing goes with the Senate. 

In the third branch of government, the Supreme Court, I do have some representation because there are nine judges who stand on different sides in any argument.

So if we have hundreds of people creating and voting on legislation in Congress and nine people making decisions in the Judicial Branch, why do we only have one in the Executive Branch still to this day?

I know that the technical answer is because the Constitution calls for one President, yes.
In 1789 when George Washington became the first President of the United States there were roughly 4 million citizens of what was then 13 states in the Union.

At that time not all 4 million people believed they were represented according to their needs and desires, I am certain. However, one President making decisions in the Executive Branch for 4 million people was perhaps not as unwieldy as it is today.

Washington, in his infinite wisdom, wanted to make sure that his position did not look like one that resembled a King. After all, he helped fight a revolution against a King. 

How would he think that the Presidency would look right now with our population over 300 million…almost 100 times more than when he was the first President of the U.S.A?

Let’s do some real quick math here. In the last election, and basically all elections had relatively similar numbers, Obama received roughly 52% of the vote from those who actually voted.
Immediately that tells you that the other 48% of the people who voted for someone else were instantly not represented in the Executive Branch. 

Then understand that while that 52% is a majority of the voters it was not 52% of all Americans. There are plenty who didn’t vote and plenty who were not yet eligible to vote. So 62 million people of the over 212 million eligible voters (http://www.statisticbrain.com/presidential-election-voter-statistics/) voted which means only 30% actually supported Obama…and the same rings true for every election, as mentioned, and even less support for both of Bill Clinton’s terms each in which he didn’t even get reach 50% of the total vote.

We watch on TV, and social media and read in papers, and online, news about this current election cycle. We see vitriol increase by both people on both sides of the political aisle and it’s easy to see why it is that way; because no matter which person gets elected he, or God forbid, she, will lead the Executive Branch of Government and not truly represent 70% of the population. 

We can certainly break that down even further because we all know that whichever candidate wins, both the Democratic and Republican parties have splits in ideology within them. People have to coalesce around the person that ultimately wins their party’s nomination, even though they might only agree with just half of what that person stands for ideologically. Certainly, voting for the other candidate to make some sort of statement is stupid.

Yes, there are other candidates from other parties running for President for whom someone can vote…Libertarian Party, Green Party, Party of Socialism and Liberation, American Freedom Party, Constitution Party, Objectivist Party, Peace and Freedom Party, Reform Party, Socialist Party, Socialist Workers Party, Veterans Party and Workers World Party, off the top of my head.

So, it is true that there are more than just two choices; one can go vote for any of the above but we all know those are wasted votes…let’s face facts.

In the end, it remains a fact that at least 70% of Americans will NOT be represented in the Executive Branch.

So, here is a real solution.

It’s time to change the Constitution to create FIVE Presidents, or Co-Presidents, of the United States leading the Executive Branch.

I might go as far as to say seven…might compromise at three…but believe we need at least five.
Five people leading the Executive Branch would equate to one for every 60 million people in the country, or so, which is still not on par with the Washington days, but it’s a good start.

Now start to think about it more in depth.

First, let’s break down the five parties and name them, temporarily.

Left Wing
Liberal
Moderate
Conservative
Right Wing

Primaries held during election year would result in determining the top two leading candidates for each of those 5 parties and the election on the first Tuesday in November would give us 5 new leaders. People would still have the ability to vote outside their party on Election Day but it would probably be senseless since they would have two candidates for the party in which they were registered.

Those five leaders would then debate and vote on legislation that came from Congress. They would debate and craft budgets that would get sent to Congress, etc. 

A coalition of leaders instead of just one leader.

Let’s face it. That job is just too much for one person. And the INSTANT they announce their candidacy for President as either a Democrat or Republican they are HATED by half of the WORLD.
I imagine that with 5 parties, each with equal votes in the Executive Branch, that many more people would feel that they had a true voice in their entire government and not just parts of it.

There would still be battles within each party. There would still be battles for inclusion by other parties, but with 5 ideological positions from which to choose there would be fewer major battles and less hate involved.   

I would imagine that most decisions would end up somewhere in the middle. I could see the moderate leader becoming very important. But that’s OK. As it stands there is only one person there now and it just does not work for most of the people in this country. At least people would know that there is someone fighting for what they believe in the Executive Branch.

With this proposal I would also suggest TWO Vice Presidents for each of the parties. I would also say its time to add at least one Senator for each state also, but would prefer 5 for each now. The population count warrants it. The House, at least as far as I believe, grows along with population, but let’s get more people involved in there too. We need MORE people voting and representing us.

This is supposed to be a government of the people and by the people, according to Lincoln in his Gettysburg Address. Currently the power is concentrated in way too few hands in our government. 

This would have an effect on money in politics also. With more people in government the donations would have to spread more widely, if someone was trying to grease all of the wheels of government, anyway. We could see with more precision where bigger donations go and how we would then be able to see the potential effect on the person who received such donations. 

All Cabinet positions would come from nominations voted on by all five leaders before being sent for further confirmation and the same would ring true for Supreme Court nominees. 

One of the Presidents could go golfing one day and, at least, we would have the illusion that four others are working that day.

One of the Presidents could go to a school and read children’s books to kids and, at least we would have the illusion that four others are working that day.

Surely other new issues would arise as a result of any successful implementation of such a new idea let alone trying to arrange a Constitutional Convention, or whatever process is necessary, to change the Constitution. But the most recent poll I saw of Americans who think this country is on the right shows that 67% believe we are on the wrong track and only 26% believe we are on the right track. http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/right_direction_or_wrong_track

That means its time for real change. It means its time for real solutions. I have zero power and zero notoriety. But this is still the country in which I was born and in which I will remain. I believe I have a duty to do whatever I can to help make my life, and those around me, a better one. At the very, very least, I have years of life experience and am willing to think outside the box and offer up ideas which I find out there. 

This can’t be a foreign, or new, concept. I believe its worthy of examination and debate and worthy of being forwarded to as many people as you believe might find it worthy as well.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Tough Choices



I had a choice to either watch The Bachelor – The Women Tell All or the Fox Townhall session with Hillary Clinton and Bernie Stalin.

Of course I chose The Bachelor. 

The reasons were pretty simple. Everything said on The Bachelor was going to make more sense than what I was going to hear at the Townhall.

I am rather certain that each one of the former contestants from this season of The Bachelor would never stand up and say, “Free everything for everyone!” as both Clinton and Stalin were sure to do (and did from what I ended up seeing later because I had to watch it afterwards anyway.)

Why wouldn’t they? Because each of those women would do a better job as President as either Clinton or Barney Sanders. Each one is more honest than Hillary and each one tougher than Barney. 

The only one I don’t trust on The Bachelor is Chris Harrison, which would make him a great Secretary of State, though. He, for 18 seasons or so now, sits on that stage and appears on that show with the straightest and most serious face in light of the most ridiculous things he has to say.

He would be great to send over to Russia, N. Korea and Iran to let them know that deals we were offering were the most amazing deals ever presented in the history of the show...um...I mean, United States.

It is why Chris Harrison should win a yearly award for the best actor on TV. You heard it here first…probably. (He is truly one of the smartest guys out there. He knows where his bread is buttered, for sure.)

The 6 of you who have read this know that I am a savant for picking winners on this show since I started watching it. This is the 5th season I have been picking winners on premier day of each season.
I pick the final four after watching that first show. To date, and including this season, I have successfully picked 18 of the 20 final four finishers. I did miss one this year as I chose Becca to reach the final four and she came in 5th.

I have successfully chosen 3 of the last 4 winners with one on my choices finishing in second. This year my choice, Lauren B., is in the final two. 

What does that mean? Absolutely nothing of course, but I am sending this blog to the Bachelor so they will know and pick me to work on the show in some capacity, perhaps to hypnotize the next group of Bachelorettes during next season. 

I will take suggestions as to what you would want me to have them do while hypnotized.

Since this world is full of thieves, scoundrels and scumbags (not even counting politicians) we all still get scam letters and attempts from those dirt bags to get money from us (counting politicians in that group.)

Here is one I just received.

I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. We had to be in Philippines for a Tour..the program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. We misplaced our wallets and cell phones on our way back to the hotel after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contains all the valuables we have. Now, our luggage is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

  I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but I have only very few people to turn to now. I will be very grateful if I can get a short term loan of ($1,950) from you. This will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford at this moment. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. Please let me know if you can be of any assistance.

Thanks
Shelly Talmo

Here is what I sent back…because, this is what I do.

Sure, I will help you out.

My loan fee is $195. Please send me the address to where I can send you your invoice. Once I receive the $195 origination fee I will send out the check for your loan.

Thank you,
Bernie Stalin.


I once had a week-long series of communications with someone who tried to scam me on a dating site some years ago. In fact, I just listened to it as I was preparing material for the Best of The Dungeon of Manlove shows we are getting ready to tape and air in honor of our 5th anniversary coming up later this month. 

Can’t wait to see what the reply to this one will be. Hopefully good enough for some new segments.
In the meantime…hit me up The Bachelor!

Done

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Super Trump



Super Tuesday is in the rear view mirror and through the windshield the coast looks clear for Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Its becoming ever more evident now that what many people say continues to look true…that there is no real difference between the Democrat and Republican parties. I’ve been saying that for years and have been just as frustrated as everyone else at people who tell me they are going to one thing and do quite the opposite when they get to Washington. 

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, the former VP candidate, is a prime example. He was supposed to be this fiscal hawk but as soon as took the gavel of the House, he helped ram through a massive spending bill that could be described just nicely as “way too much Government.” 

This is why Trump has the traction he does. People instinctively seem to realize that since he is self-funded and is not already an incumbent politician and that the successes they see him have in business make him a true outsider. 

What would that mean? It would seem to mean that if Trump is elected President that the chances of being influenced by the type of money it appears influence those who get into office with much smaller life savings might be much less. Certainly much less that someone who clearly has benefited…in a multi-million-dollar way like Hillary Clinton. 

I thought Trumps “news conference” last night after 5 or 6 states went his way showed some growth in his podium speaking. He will need such growth as the weeks and months pass. Certainly he doesn’t sound “Presidential” whatever that really means. 

I think that sounding Presidential is now probably not a good thing because if we continue to get Presidential-sounding people we will continue to get those people who fail to fulfill the promises they make when they get into office.

It is said that if everyone likes someone that the person is manipulative because it is impossible to have everyone like you. So I find it odd that the Republican establishment is calling Trump a con man and a manipulator because certainly he isn’t liked by everyone. 

I really don’t like him when he speaks, most of the time. But I don’t have to like the President. I only have to like what he does for my country and for me. 

I don’t dislike Obama. I dislike what he has directly done to me because of policies implemented under his administration and for the damage I believe he has done to America. He seems like a decent enough guy. I know he doesn’t like ME, though, because I am a registered Republican.

I like Marco Rubio. Perhaps I like him a little less because he has taken to telling dick jokes in his stump speeches now. The negative campaigning is disgusting to me when its against someone in your own party. 

I do think it very telling that suddenly Mitt Romney grew a set of balls and is starting to campaign negatively against Trump, a fellow Republican and fellow former left-of-center thinker.

If that supposedly works, one would think his balls should have been bigger when he ran for President and nothing negative to say about Obama.

But, then again, they do all pretty much seem to play for the same team anyway…right? 

This is why Trump is winning.