Friday, August 10, 2012

Oh No! Say it ain't Solo!

Super interviewer Savannah Guthie, from the Today Show,
outdid herself the other morning.
She was interviewing US Women's Soccer goalie Hope Solo and
went to a videotape of Solo smiling from ear to ear on the
medal stand after winning the gold medal.
Guthie asks Solo, "What were you feeling at that moment?"

Seriously, this woman gets paid to do this?
NBC hired and pays this tool to come up with this
brilliance.

Gee, what could Solo POSSIBLY be feeling here?
The irony is that there are probably people who believe she
actually has talent and/or sense and intelligence. She
probably believes herself that she actually possesses some sort of
intelligence.
This is what happens when hot chicks get socially promoted
all of their lives. We end up with these tards in front of
our faces completely driving people like me insane.
We know what happened with this girl during her life. She
was hot and she passed her classes because she was hot. This
is all through high school and then college. Because there
is no other way she could have passed anything because her only talent is
looking good on camera.

I am glad that I haven't been able to watch the Today Show
everyday because I would have to write twice a day.

Matt Lauer, the Super Tool of the Today show, has become
such a whipped little sissy on this very liberal network at
NBC. The last morning I watched he was talking with Guthie
(and two negatives clearly don't make a positive.) Guthrie
says something halfway endearing by stating that, "When I
see the athletes getting gold medals and I hear the national
anthem I get a little teary." I was on board with her there.
I thought that finally something useful came out of her
mouth.
But Lauer, making completely sure that his politcally
correct card would not be revoked, said, "It gets me when
ALL of the athletes anthems are being played."
What a pansy. Be proud of your country Matt, its ok...oh, no
wait...on NBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN its not ok to show pride in
your country because that makes you arrogant or some stupid
nonsense and makes everyone in the world hate us. Had I been
Al Roker at that moment I would have bitch slapped him for
that.

NBC's Matt Lauer?
I should mention that Roker is ok on the Today Show. So is
the other girl on there, Natalie, or whatever her name is.
But Guthrie and Lauer are the most incompetent hosts a
morning show has ever seen.

Back to Hope Solo. Finally she made a big save and it came
at a big point in time with about 8 minutes left in the game
on one of the Japanese forwards. It was a diving save to her
left that kept the score at 2-1 and helped lead the team to
revenge against the Japanese. This is the team that just
beat them in the women's world cup last year.
I was in and out while that game was taking place. Just as I
turned in at one point, one of the Japanese forwards kicked a
shot towards the American goal that went just wide right.
The cameras cut back to the player and the shot was of her
side where you could see her name. That players last name
was Ohno, and that was pretty much what any of her country's
fans had coincidentally just said when she missed the shot.
I wondered if Ohno's name was an original spelling or if she
changed it from Ono because she was ashamed to be linked to
Yoko Ono, who ruined the Beatles.


Shinobu Ohno
I just ate a pint of chocolate turtle ice cream and have
that simultaneous feeling of happiness and guilt. I want
more though...I need more. A pint of banana ice cream with
chocolate chunks in there would be great.

Its a good thing that we sent a bunch of women's sports team
to compete for us in these Olympics. Because they are
carrying the weight in team competitions for us.
The only men's team that is going to win a medal for us is
the basketball team.
We didn't send a soccer team (as well complained about here)
our volleyball team stunk, we didn't send a field hockey
team and our water polo team stunk. I seem to be forgetting
one or two teams but suffice it to say that our women
outshined our men this year.
Of course this is because we have allowed our women to
compete for some time which is not the case with many other
countries. In time these other countries will catch up to
us. But I will be dead by then so it doesn't much matter to me.

Talk about providing some incentive for your team to win a game. The South Korean men's soccer team took on Japan for the bronze medal game today. The team was told that if they won the game and the bronze medal that their mandatory military obligations would be waived. They won 2-0. Any surprise there? This should be a great lesson to those who believe that most everything that we do work related is done much better when people have a real incentive to succeed. This, by the way, is exactly why "leveling the playing field" never works. One of the commentators asked the other in this game, "What will Japan have to do to come back here?" I answered for him and said, "bring out tanks and actual Japanese military to play," because that was about the only thing that was going to spark a comeback capable of keeping the South Koreans from doing military service at that point.


The 2008 South Korean Soccer Team?

Ok, I can't take it any more. I'm going back out for more ice cream.

Done

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