At Least Haley is Still There

The best singer on this season’s American Idol was voted off the show last night in 8^th place.

Pia Toscano was the one ousted by a sick combination of 13-year olds voting insanely to keep Stefano whateverhisnameis alive and a more bizarre band of idiots determined to do whatever they can to destroy the show at a site called votefortheworst.com.

Pia Toscano

All is fair in love, war, and American Idol voting of course. Frankly I may be at fault for not getting in my usual 50 votes for all of the hot girls in an attempt to balance out the teeny bopper population. But I do have other things to do in my losing battle with my finances after all.

The Votefortheworst.com morons have been actively pushing that spaz Paul McDonald and he didn’t even make the bottom three. Hey, they have a right to do so because he is entertaining to them. But just overall, how Pia got screwed is probably proof that having just the audience vote at this point is stupid.
She’ll be fine, of course. She’s blessed with an amazing voice and she is hot and I would do her. (Not that the fact that I would do her means that she’ll be fine, I just wanted to say something nasty.)

There are some theories that because Pia didn’t dance around the stage that hurt her. Occasionally the judges would make such a comment. But it’s a SINGING CONTEST. There is a whole other show called "So You Think You Can Dance." I don’t hear the judges on that show saying, hey you danced pretty good but next time you should add some more singing.

The judges on AI, Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler and Paula Abdul sometimes mention this dancing thing. But it’s a SINGING CONTEST. Paula Abdul was a dancer who then had a singing career (as did Paula Abdul) but Paula Abdul can’t sing; she can only dance, so she expects more of that…and making some sort of connection with the audience…man I am tired of hearing that too.



Haley Reinhardt (oh yeah!)



But Haley is still in there, that hot little monkey. I can still watch it since she is there but once she is gone, I’ll care no more.

Man the Red Sox suck. They are 0-6. What idiot would have picked them to win the whole thing?
The Orioles are 5-1. There is some imbalance in nature that can only mean that the world may indeed be coming to an end on 5-21-11. Damn it. I forgot to talk about that in my podcast taping yesterday.

My balls hurt. I either have a hernia or cancer. Hopefully it’s the former because I don’t have insurance. If it’s the latter I guess I’ll be dead soon. Good. Maybe then I’ll be out of my misery.

Two more new people auditioned for the show yesterday – Kevin from Kenya and “Amber” who is a singer, promoter, and entrepreneur who has lots of tattoos and big boobs. It was fun talking about giraffes, Iowa, and boobs yesterday.

I have to make a Facebook page for the Dungeon of Manlove show today. I was going to get to that now but one of the two people who read this blog gave me a bunch of shit for not having it prepared and posted promptly today.

Hey, I aim to please!

I have to make a whole lot of shows real quick if I am dying. This way some revenue can trickle in to pay off any bills that are left when I am gone. So I have to get back to some of that now so I’m….

Done.